5S5 Oscar Awards

“All the class's a stage, and all the teachers and students merely players."

Best Original Screenplay
Nominations for this category are all directed by 5S5 Pictures as a whole: these include The X Files, a mystery film on the emptiness of the blue card; and Conspiracy, which reveals the written (but never signed) agreement between 5S5 and Ms Lum. Adventures of the SPM examinations are featured in The Ordeal of November 2007 and also its sequel which came out on the big screen just four months later, An Inconvenient Truth, an equally breathtaking action thriller.

The winner, however, goes to Wonderful Days; dubbed “the most heartwarming tearjerker of all time” by the OLD TIMES Magazine, it has consistently been replayed for countless times in the mind’s eye of cast members for over a year after its completion in December 2007.

Best Adapted Screenplay

The much-publicised comedy The Godmother by Ms Lum, a remake of Francis Coppola’s triology The Godfather, wins the award. Although the award is rightfully received by the lead character, creators of the original version of the movie title, consisting of two Cantonese words, deserve a special mention.

Best Television Series

For the globally famous one-liner “save the cheerleader, save the world”, the award goes to Jeffrey Siow and Tan Wygene of Heroes.

The duo beat Suat Wei in One Litre of Tears as well as Yoong Hsiang in Doctor Who.

Best Musical

High School Musical 4: If You’re Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands, a genuinely spontaneous scene based on a Math class setting, brings home the award; much to the credit of equally spontaneous choreographer Terence Chong.

Best Newcomer

Not surprisingly, Chee Yuen wins without competition for his debut performance in The Arrival.

Best Supporting Actor/ Actress

The authorities regretfully announce that award has been cancelled, because each member of the 5S5 family play an equally important role, and no one is a mere supporting cast.

Best Actor

The vast number of nominees this year promised a fierce competition between, among others, Gui Sun in Rain Man, Wen Yau in The Love Guru, Terence Chong in Dirty, as well as Jing Hooi and Han Yong in Screamer. Kong Sime, a red-hot favourite, plays a much less horrifying version of The Joker in The Dark Knight.

It is veteran actor Tee Jin who emerges as the sole winner. After making 5S5 proud for acting as the prize-collecting Mathematics overachiever in Made of Honour, he has recently taken up a role in The Departed, following his decision to explore opportunities further away from home. However the award is presented to Tee Jin for his perfect rendition of E. T. the Extra Terrestrial, built on his previous experiences in It Came from Outer Space and The Man Who Fell to Earth.

Best Actress

For her unique sense of style and ever-changing hairstyle in She’s the Man, the award goes to Jie Hui. She has been offered a role in Kite Runner after unleashing her sports talents on the field in Jumper; however reliable sources point out that she is in delicate negotiations to rename the movie as Runner, dropping the word Kite for fear that she might be misunderstood to be flying kites.

Jie Hui shockingly defeats Mdm Sally Tam in The Devil Wears Prada, Mdm Lim SK in Aviation, Mdm Sivanes in Osmosis Jones and Mdm Sim CN in Chain Reaction, all of whom have served in the industry for far longer years.

Lifelong Achievement Award

Ms Lum is the undisputed winner for this award, well-known for her ever memorable figure, featuring the unchanged two-liner which the audience never fails to complete for her, in every one of her movies.

Her amazing film career is composed of popular movies which have consistently been hard-hitting on the box office, listed as follows: Mummy, The Nanny, My Sassy Girl, Miss Congeniality, Femme Fatale, Stop Making Sense, and the all-time top choice, And You Thought Your Parents Were Weird.

(Note: The self-proclaimed judge extends her heartiest congratulations to the winners, nominees and everyone else for all being a part of the Best Director, the 5S5 Pictures production crew.

The writer wishes to present the Best Oscar Award award to Huzir Sulaiman, and sincerely apologizes to him if any copyrights were infringed.)

Clean & Clear

Great memories. =)

V for Verbiage

They say relationships fade with time and distance.

Such a view is violently vexing. I used to have vast visions of myself voraciously vouchsafing the very vestige of this volatile relationship but in vain, as its visage appears to fall victim to vicissitudes of the voyage of voyages - life. Yet to allow this bond to vanish from vicinity will be a vice, a virulent visitation, a violent violation of the vox populi.

However it stands vivified that this class is no vacant vaudeville. Its valour can never vanish, its vitality can never be vanquished, and no voodoo veteran nor vicious vermin can be the villain to veer it towards void. Verily, the valiant volition to vanguard the value and veracity of this verdict will be held as a votive, a vow forever vindicated by the vocal vigilant visionaries of the class.

That was the verbose version. A layman would say, "I will always be a part of S5, vice versa."


(Dedicated to my new-found lover, V.
Forgive the Vocabulary.)

class gathering

5s5 class gathering..

venue: one utama

time: evening till nite

date: 26th sept 2008 (fri)

is it okie? =P

p/s, i m having trials dis week, so can u guys let ah boon noe whether u all can make it anot? thanks alot! hope to see al of u soon..

***changes #2***

seems like alot of us cant make it on da 4th of oct?
can we put it on a fri instead?
which is da 26th of sept??
n u guys prefer a party or an outing at da mall?
let me noe asap okie??
thakn u sooo much..
hav a good day!! = )

***changes***

hey ppl..
i m sooooo sry,
but is it okie if i postpone da gathering to 4th of october?
da following saturday..
cuz i will b at port disckon from 27th to 30th sept!!
sryyyyyy!!

someone suggested dat we go one u?
actually if u guys prefer a party,
u guys can come to my house/chor yeng's house?
wat do u all think??
is dat a better idea than going to da malls??
hope all of u can come for da gathering..

oh ya,
can u all readd me in msn??
yiping_tay@hotmail.com..
thank u soooo much!! *huggies*

5S5 class gathering!!

harloooooo..
haven seen soooo many of u for a very very long time..
went bak to chs last week wif suat wei,
so we met a few six formers..

neway,
planning to have a gathering during da raya holidays?
since wen zhen, tee jin they all wil b bak..
wat do u guys think??

discussed wif da leng chai ah boon jz now,
was thinking of putting it on a sat (27th sept)..
not too sure wif da venue yet..

option 1: sunway pyramid/mid valley/one u..
(where we will b going for karaoke, bowling n either lunch or dinner 2geder..)
option 2: sunway lagoon..
(but can everyone hang out 2geder when we r dere?)
option 3: someone's house.. (mayb chor yeng's? or mine?)
(gona b at nite if its a party..)

let me or ah boon noe asap kayz?
hope to see u guys soon..
miss u all soooooo much!!
all da best in life,
*uber duper big hugs to all!!* =P

The Classic

Q: How many 5S5-ians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 49.

One to act as managing director,
One to compose a ceremonious melody,
One to sit and wait while smiling demurely,
One to fry "you2 tiao2" for refreshments,
One to consider the environmental impact,
One to choreograph a Bollywood scene in the background,
One to stare into darkness and blurt "Huh? What happened?"
One to think of a way to do it without affecting her nail art,
One to sing a soprano to the accompaniment of the aforesaid melody,
One to create a marching formation to surround the bulb,
One to run fast - really fast - and get a new bulb,
One to chase the bulb like a dragon chases a fireball,
One to write a news article condemning the government for negligence,
One to make teh tarik for extra refreshments,
One to provide a detailed sketch of the process,
One to gaze at stars while it is still dark,
One to turn the bulb in Tai-Chi style slow motion,
One to call for a class gathering to discuss,
One to make an overseas call in concern,
One to pray for the soul of the old bulb in a Motherly fashion,
One to write a romance novel on the Bulb-Socket Breakup,
One to collect funds to purchase the new bulb,
One to ask in a distinct slang "Wei shen me? Bu zhi dao!"
One to salute and receive the old bulb in cadet form,
One to turn the light bulb using psychokinesis,
One to calculate the optimum vector force required,
One to stock up the koperasi with light bulbs,
One to assume a self-declared sexy pose on the ladder,
One to translate the instructions into German,
One to kick the old bulb the way one dribbles a football,
One to serenade "put your hands up, put your hands up"
One to slip away for a date while no one's watching,
One to contemplate on the philosophy of a light bulb,
One to figure out the personality of the light bulb,
One to sing "Wo Ke Yi" [I can],
One to hurl insults including "you're as useless as an old light bulb",
One to come up with the new one-liner "Teacher, you look like a light bulb",
One to supervise from the position of Big Brother,
One to infer that the old bulb is probably made of mangan-ese,
One to provide temporary sunlight when it's raining,
One to express the suffering of a bulb through a traditional musical instrument,
One to yell "wait ah, wait ah..."
One to laugh at the old bulb for the whole school to hear,
One to act as cheerleader along with the poser on the ladder,
One to determine the political correctness of changing a light bulb,
One to snicker "yeah, screw it in" with a very wrong expression,
One to Photoshop a picture of the old one to make it seem like it's working,
One to administer first-aid to the old bulb in an attempt to resuscitate it,

And one to comment: "So easy you also don't know how to do."



(Note: Arranged in order according to the class list, please refer to Ying Yang's January post for it.
The critic-author wishes to express her sincere apologies for any hard feelings caused.)

halo...

haha....I finally have a free time to update my blog...YEAH!!!!

So, I'm at kedah now, bandar darul aman. So far, I only dislike my hostel and the wireless here. because there is only some spot which has wireless system so I am using my class's pc to update the blog.

So that's all I want to say for now. Keep in touch and wish me good luck and good sleep + rest here lar...hehe...