Foresight

The year is 2017. It is the Nth S5 gathering. 10 years after graduating, the first thing you say is…

Yun Wey: (shyly) Umm… is this… the place?
Yee Ern: (lost) Where are we?
Huan Ting: (waving with left hand) Hello! How is everyone?
Fang Ling: (waving with right hand) Hello! How is everyone?
Wygene: (eyes transfixed on video game) Who is it?
Zhen Xiang: (eyes transfixed on video game) Hi… whoever it is…
Lok Mun: Any good food?
Mun Teng: Any nutritious food?
Chee Yuen: Any shark’s fin soup? I need to brush my teeth.
Ching Jian: Actually, choice of food can accurately reflect one’s personality.
Yee Shuian: All you care about is food. Did you see the gathering banner I painted?
Seou Yuen: Or hear my newly-composed orchestral music blasting on the speakers?
Zuo Hao: Accompanied by my erhu students?
Jing Hooi: No doubt about it.
Tee Jin: It'sme,i'mhere!
Yi Ping: Aiyo Tee Jin ah why you like that one! Forgot to speak human is it?
Kesvick: And you accuse me of speaking German. Sie müssen scherzen.
Ter-Yi: Meet my blonde girlfriend.
Terence: Meet my SEXY blonde girlfriend.
Yee Hooi: Sexier than me?
Jeffrey: Sexier than ME?!
Jit Teng: Meet my 2000th girlfriend. I’ve lost count; I always round it up to whole numbers.
Chin Sheng: Meet my daughter. She’s seven years old.
Kiang Boon: My new book. Malaysian Politicians Say the Darndest Things, Volume 29.
Jie Hui: (on the phone) HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU- (turns) Boon, my name’s not in there right? (turns) -TO REPORT TO ME BY TONIGHT?
Melody: (on the phone) Yes darling love you miss you muah muah muah. (turns) Oh, that’s just my husband. Jay.
Wen Yau: (singing) 神啊救救我吧！一把年纪了，一个爱人也没有……
Vidthiya: (singing) Bole chudiya bole kangna, haye ho gayee teree sajna…
Vinoshena: (singing) Tere bin jiya naiyo lag da, main te margaiya…
Hemavathi: (all suddenly start dancing) Lejja lejja! Dil lejja lejja!
Jia Yi: (in a pink dress with pink frills holding a Chihuahua with pink sunglasses) What’s so funny?
Gui Sun: (holding an umbrella) What’s so funny?
Jing Xin: Hehehe nothing, nothing hahaHAHAHA.
Wooi Joe: Free trial massage, anyone?
Wen Zhen: Aaaaaaaahh fish you it hurts!
Han Yong: That’s not how you scream, let me show you. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
Yoong Hsiang: Are you alright? I’m sure I still have my first-aid kit somewhere…
Ying Yang: Hey I’m the doctor! But first I’ll just take a colour-accented photo to emphasise on the blue-black…
Teresa: For goodness sake, let the Mother do it. First you must love the patient…
Zhao Ying: Follow me. Breathe in… breathe out…
Xin Yi: Think of clouds! Think of images of clouds!
Janez: Leaving early for a manicure appointment. Photoshop my face into the group photo before posting it up on facebook.
Kong Sime: Wait! You haven’t cleaned up!
Suat Wei: Wait! You haven’t paid up!
Suet Lynn: Wait! Else the balance sheet won’t balance!
Chor Yeng: Wait ah, wait ah…
Rong Sheng: You’d better be quick. I have more bodyguards than Jit Teng’s girlfriends.
Shu Qin: Class, these are my former classmates. Your homework today is to learn from them in order to ensure that you, too, will have wonderful times together like we still do...


[Note: All statements are made in good faith, no offense intended. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. P.S. I love you all.]