Season's Greetings

On the first day of Christmas 5S5 gave to me,
Yet another class party.

(Fast forward. Time, space and attention span are all of essence.)

On the twelveth day of Christmas 5S5 gave to me,
Twelve months a-laughing,
Eleventh hour calling,
Ten minutes silencing,
Nine clouds a-rolling,
Eight times a-gathering,
Seventh heaven descending,
Sixth sense a-working,
FIVE NEW LAME JOKES!
Four-leaved clovers,
Three great years,
Two soul 'brothers'

And yet another class party.

[Note: You've given me much more than I can list down, much longer than I can expect, much deeper than I can put in words. Heartfelt gratitude to all, and have a Merry Christmas.]

[Gathering] Final Twist.

[TIME: 6pm to 10.30-11pm]



Due to some complications with Casa Tropicana

we are landing back to

Chor Yeng's House

20th (SAT)

Evening.

Potluck.



To those who really cant come,
enjoy this Christmas!
n stay in touch!!


[Paiseh for all the trouble caused XD
My 'co-ordinating' skills really cacat.]

Gathering Suggestion! [UPDATED!]

Options:

16th(TUES) or 20th(SAT)???????

Evening time.

Again..Voice out in CboX--->

Terima Kasih XD

(After Yh's approval)

Anyone up for a bbq at Casa Tropicana?

Around 20th Dec (Sat)

or fix a majority date.

Voice out in Cbox

(55 decide la~)

sorry...2nd time posting at the wrong blog...

anyway...want to ask ahboon about the gathering lor...

so ahboon...any plans?

Medley of Memories

Nobody wants to be lonely (Ricky Martin)
I need to rest in arms (Robbie Williams)
And I know that everyone gets scared (OneRepublic)
And time can do so much (The Righteous Brothers)
But I don't care what they say (Leona Lewis)
I stop and I remember I have you to save my day (Carpenters)

I want to thank you (Dido)
I wanna say thank you for being there (Nicotine)
Thank God I found you (Mariah Carey)
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime (Eminem)
From then on things will never be the same again (Melanie C)

I never wanna hear you say (Backstreet Boys)
"Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend" (The Fray)
And if you say (Santana)
"I'm sorry I can't be perfect" (Simple Plan)
"It's too late to apologise, it's too late" (OneRepublic)
That's one thing I would never say to you (The Perishers)

Because when the sun shines we shine together (Rihanna)
There can be miracles (Mariah Carey)
When you hold my hand, I understand (Elvis Presley)
There's not a star in heaven that we can't reach (Zac Efron)
When it gets cold and it feels like the end (Avril Lavigne)
The touch of your hands says you'll catch me wherever I fall (Ronan Keating)
When you're gone (Avril Lavigne)
My heart's crippled by the vein that I keep on closing (Leona Lewis)
And I don't know what to do (James Blunt)

The time is running out (Muse)
I won't hesitate no more (Jason Mraz)
And I just want you to know (Hoobastank)
I don't wanna fall asleep 'cause (Aerosmith)
Thinking of you keeps me up all night (Britney Spears)
Would you lie with me and just forget the world? (Snow Patrol)
Or would you turn the other cheek? (Black Eyed Peas)

I hope you know, I hope you know (Fergie)
I am what I am (Jonas Brothers)
Because of you (Kelly Clarkson)
Only you know (Veruca Salt)
Who I am inside (Christina Aguilera)
And if you ever need someone to come along (Rie Fu)
I would give my world to lift you up (Santana)

If we hold on together (Diana Ross)
Friendship never ends (Spice Girls)
Side by side, hand in hand, we all stand together (Paul McCartney)
And I think to myself what a wonderful world (Louis Armstrong)

I know it might sound more than a little crazy but I believe (Savage Garden)
As our lives change, come whatever (Vitamin C)
A part of me will always be with you (S Club 7)
You're on my heart just like a tattoo (Jordin Sparks)



(Note: Thanks for the memories [Fall Out Boy].)

KiWi!

Attention Brave residents of S5:

This is a freaking lame Clip!

Watch it If only you think you have the guts!

Its ultimate point is to show: Nothing is Impossible @ Kiwi can fly!

ps: Dont belasah me. I toldya so!

5S5 Oscar Awards

“All the class's a stage, and all the teachers and students merely players."

Best Original Screenplay
Nominations for this category are all directed by 5S5 Pictures as a whole: these include The X Files, a mystery film on the emptiness of the blue card; and Conspiracy, which reveals the written (but never signed) agreement between 5S5 and Ms Lum. Adventures of the SPM examinations are featured in The Ordeal of November 2007 and also its sequel which came out on the big screen just four months later, An Inconvenient Truth, an equally breathtaking action thriller.

The winner, however, goes to Wonderful Days; dubbed “the most heartwarming tearjerker of all time” by the OLD TIMES Magazine, it has consistently been replayed for countless times in the mind’s eye of cast members for over a year after its completion in December 2007.

Best Adapted Screenplay

The much-publicised comedy The Godmother by Ms Lum, a remake of Francis Coppola’s triology The Godfather, wins the award. Although the award is rightfully received by the lead character, creators of the original version of the movie title, consisting of two Cantonese words, deserve a special mention.

Best Television Series

For the globally famous one-liner “save the cheerleader, save the world”, the award goes to Jeffrey Siow and Tan Wygene of Heroes.

The duo beat Suat Wei in One Litre of Tears as well as Yoong Hsiang in Doctor Who.

Best Musical

High School Musical 4: If You’re Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands, a genuinely spontaneous scene based on a Math class setting, brings home the award; much to the credit of equally spontaneous choreographer Terence Chong.

Best Newcomer

Not surprisingly, Chee Yuen wins without competition for his debut performance in The Arrival.

Best Supporting Actor/ Actress

The authorities regretfully announce that award has been cancelled, because each member of the 5S5 family play an equally important role, and no one is a mere supporting cast.

Best Actor

The vast number of nominees this year promised a fierce competition between, among others, Gui Sun in Rain Man, Wen Yau in The Love Guru, Terence Chong in Dirty, as well as Jing Hooi and Han Yong in Screamer. Kong Sime, a red-hot favourite, plays a much less horrifying version of The Joker in The Dark Knight.

It is veteran actor Tee Jin who emerges as the sole winner. After making 5S5 proud for acting as the prize-collecting Mathematics overachiever in Made of Honour, he has recently taken up a role in The Departed, following his decision to explore opportunities further away from home. However the award is presented to Tee Jin for his perfect rendition of E. T. the Extra Terrestrial, built on his previous experiences in It Came from Outer Space and The Man Who Fell to Earth.

Best Actress

For her unique sense of style and ever-changing hairstyle in She’s the Man, the award goes to Jie Hui. She has been offered a role in Kite Runner after unleashing her sports talents on the field in Jumper; however reliable sources point out that she is in delicate negotiations to rename the movie as Runner, dropping the word Kite for fear that she might be misunderstood to be flying kites.

Jie Hui shockingly defeats Mdm Sally Tam in The Devil Wears Prada, Mdm Lim SK in Aviation, Mdm Sivanes in Osmosis Jones and Mdm Sim CN in Chain Reaction, all of whom have served in the industry for far longer years.

Lifelong Achievement Award

Ms Lum is the undisputed winner for this award, well-known for her ever memorable figure, featuring the unchanged two-liner which the audience never fails to complete for her, in every one of her movies.

Her amazing film career is composed of popular movies which have consistently been hard-hitting on the box office, listed as follows: Mummy, The Nanny, My Sassy Girl, Miss Congeniality, Femme Fatale, Stop Making Sense, and the all-time top choice, And You Thought Your Parents Were Weird.

(Note: The self-proclaimed judge extends her heartiest congratulations to the winners, nominees and everyone else for all being a part of the Best Director, the 5S5 Pictures production crew.

The writer wishes to present the Best Oscar Award award to Huzir Sulaiman, and sincerely apologizes to him if any copyrights were infringed.)

Clean & Clear

Great memories. =)

V for Verbiage

They say relationships fade with time and distance.

Such a view is violently vexing. I used to have vast visions of myself voraciously vouchsafing the very vestige of this volatile relationship but in vain, as its visage appears to fall victim to vicissitudes of the voyage of voyages - life. Yet to allow this bond to vanish from vicinity will be a vice, a virulent visitation, a violent violation of the vox populi.

However it stands vivified that this class is no vacant vaudeville. Its valour can never vanish, its vitality can never be vanquished, and no voodoo veteran nor vicious vermin can be the villain to veer it towards void. Verily, the valiant volition to vanguard the value and veracity of this verdict will be held as a votive, a vow forever vindicated by the vocal vigilant visionaries of the class.

That was the verbose version. A layman would say, "I will always be a part of S5, vice versa."


(Dedicated to my new-found lover, V.
Forgive the Vocabulary.)

class gathering

5s5 class gathering..

venue: one utama

time: evening till nite

date: 26th sept 2008 (fri)

is it okie? =P

p/s, i m having trials dis week, so can u guys let ah boon noe whether u all can make it anot? thanks alot! hope to see al of u soon..

***changes #2***

seems like alot of us cant make it on da 4th of oct?
can we put it on a fri instead?
which is da 26th of sept??
n u guys prefer a party or an outing at da mall?
let me noe asap okie??
thakn u sooo much..
hav a good day!! = )

***changes***

hey ppl..
i m sooooo sry,
but is it okie if i postpone da gathering to 4th of october?
da following saturday..
cuz i will b at port disckon from 27th to 30th sept!!
sryyyyyy!!

someone suggested dat we go one u?
actually if u guys prefer a party,
u guys can come to my house/chor yeng's house?
wat do u all think??
is dat a better idea than going to da malls??
hope all of u can come for da gathering..

oh ya,
can u all readd me in msn??
yiping_tay@hotmail.com..
thank u soooo much!! *huggies*

5S5 class gathering!!

harloooooo..
haven seen soooo many of u for a very very long time..
went bak to chs last week wif suat wei,
so we met a few six formers..

neway,
planning to have a gathering during da raya holidays?
since wen zhen, tee jin they all wil b bak..
wat do u guys think??

discussed wif da leng chai ah boon jz now,
was thinking of putting it on a sat (27th sept)..
not too sure wif da venue yet..

option 1: sunway pyramid/mid valley/one u..
(where we will b going for karaoke, bowling n either lunch or dinner 2geder..)
option 2: sunway lagoon..
(but can everyone hang out 2geder when we r dere?)
option 3: someone's house.. (mayb chor yeng's? or mine?)
(gona b at nite if its a party..)

let me or ah boon noe asap kayz?
hope to see u guys soon..
miss u all soooooo much!!
all da best in life,
*uber duper big hugs to all!!* =P

The Classic

Q: How many 5S5-ians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 49.

One to act as managing director,
One to compose a ceremonious melody,
One to sit and wait while smiling demurely,
One to fry "you2 tiao2" for refreshments,
One to consider the environmental impact,
One to choreograph a Bollywood scene in the background,
One to stare into darkness and blurt "Huh? What happened?"
One to think of a way to do it without affecting her nail art,
One to sing a soprano to the accompaniment of the aforesaid melody,
One to create a marching formation to surround the bulb,
One to run fast - really fast - and get a new bulb,
One to chase the bulb like a dragon chases a fireball,
One to write a news article condemning the government for negligence,
One to make teh tarik for extra refreshments,
One to provide a detailed sketch of the process,
One to gaze at stars while it is still dark,
One to turn the bulb in Tai-Chi style slow motion,
One to call for a class gathering to discuss,
One to make an overseas call in concern,
One to pray for the soul of the old bulb in a Motherly fashion,
One to write a romance novel on the Bulb-Socket Breakup,
One to collect funds to purchase the new bulb,
One to ask in a distinct slang "Wei shen me? Bu zhi dao!"
One to salute and receive the old bulb in cadet form,
One to turn the light bulb using psychokinesis,
One to calculate the optimum vector force required,
One to stock up the koperasi with light bulbs,
One to assume a self-declared sexy pose on the ladder,
One to translate the instructions into German,
One to kick the old bulb the way one dribbles a football,
One to serenade "put your hands up, put your hands up"
One to slip away for a date while no one's watching,
One to contemplate on the philosophy of a light bulb,
One to figure out the personality of the light bulb,
One to sing "Wo Ke Yi" [I can],
One to hurl insults including "you're as useless as an old light bulb",
One to come up with the new one-liner "Teacher, you look like a light bulb",
One to supervise from the position of Big Brother,
One to infer that the old bulb is probably made of mangan-ese,
One to provide temporary sunlight when it's raining,
One to express the suffering of a bulb through a traditional musical instrument,
One to yell "wait ah, wait ah..."
One to laugh at the old bulb for the whole school to hear,
One to act as cheerleader along with the poser on the ladder,
One to determine the political correctness of changing a light bulb,
One to snicker "yeah, screw it in" with a very wrong expression,
One to Photoshop a picture of the old one to make it seem like it's working,
One to administer first-aid to the old bulb in an attempt to resuscitate it,

And one to comment: "So easy you also don't know how to do."



(Note: Arranged in order according to the class list, please refer to Ying Yang's January post for it.
The critic-author wishes to express her sincere apologies for any hard feelings caused.)

halo...

haha....I finally have a free time to update my blog...YEAH!!!!

So, I'm at kedah now, bandar darul aman. So far, I only dislike my hostel and the wireless here. because there is only some spot which has wireless system so I am using my class's pc to update the blog.

So that's all I want to say for now. Keep in touch and wish me good luck and good sleep + rest here lar...hehe...

Hi.

Hi, everyone; friendly reminder that this blog is NOT as active as it should be =3 *stares*

Sonnet of Permission

Can I address you by nickname with glee,
And start planning the next class vacation?
Can I tell roommates 'bout our family tree,
And share with them our class publication?

Can I call in the middle of the night,
And find you online without thinking twice?
Can I discuss a political fight,
And, on lasting concerns, ask for advice?

Can I play the same songs time and again,
And pronounce "allele" the way you do?
Can I stop the songs before they begin,
And never go mad the way I used to?

When I stand alone in a foreign land,
Can I think of you? Please do say I can.


(Leaving on the 14th. Keep in touch, and don't say I didn't warn you if your phone ever rings at midnight.)

Farewell gathering

Well guys, all of you know that there are a few of us who are going to somewhere else to continue their studies.
So, we have decided to organise the gathering at sunway pyramid again..
Well i know that this is nothing new to you guys...
So the details of the gathering is as follows:

• Date: 22 June 2008
• Venue: Sunway Pyramid
• Time: approx. 10.30 am

If you have any enquiries, pls contact me or boon.

For those who can come, pls tell us as soon as possible.

Thank you. See you there. :)

永恒的存在

如果墙上的时钟整天都在一直滴答滴答响，你就不会觉知它的存在，但是如果有一天突然停止，你将会立刻觉知到。如果你父母或伴侣整天都嘀嘀咕咕，你一定会把它当耳边风，但是当那天他们突然不说了，你反而会记起他们说的话。

如果你突然掉了颗牙齿，你的舌头就会伸向那个不存在的牙齿，以前它根本不会察觉那颗牙齿，牙齿在那里但就跟不存在一样，而现在它不存在，你才发觉它的存在。你和亲密的人的情况不也一样。当他们还在的时候，你常视若无睹，你不会想他们，但是当他们不在，你就开始会去想。

你自己难道没有经验过这样的事吗？如果你所爱的人离你很近，你就会忘掉他们，当他们离得很远，你就开始想他们。他们离得越远，你想他们就想得越厉害。

现在你看着这文章，请你闭上你的眼睛，你心中是不是还记得这文章的内容？如果记得的话，那这文章已经存在你心中。反之，如果你看都不看，那即使它一直都在，也等于不存在。

事实上，当一个人已经不存在，你还能感觉到他，那才是真正的存在，如果你无法感觉他的存在的话，那他压根就不曾存在。

你的父母、伴侣、朋友每天都在你身旁，但你有真正注意到他们的存在吗？

当时钟滴答滴答响时，不要觉得厌烦。有一天突然不响了，你还会怀念它。当你跟所爱别离，不要忧伤；因为当他不在的时候，你会发现他才真正跟你在一起。

记住，要珍惜还在你身边的人哦！


PS: Specially posted for wen zhen. ALL THE BEST to u and I will miss you always!

Initial Goodbye

I find it absolutely difficult to bid farewell.

We have parted ways before, and the bond fostered
in two years time has yet to break. You might say
losing touch with each other is impossible, so don't
let the tears flow once more even as we move apart.

And yet I fail to constrain my doubts as I will be
leaving for KYUEM Perak for two long years. Thus I
will no longer be able to meet you for gatherings
as often as I'd prefer, no longer be there to join
you in visits back to Catholic high, or in RedBox,
singing emo songs that bring back too many images.

Reality hurts. As much as we try not to admit it,
even if we make plenty of promises now, we probably
might drift apart as time's natural consequence. If
ever that happens, I hope you know that the shared
memories we once had really meant a lot to me. Please
be happy; cherish every day the class spends together,
every moment. But I do wish that in my absence, you'd
reminisce the past with a smile, once in a while.

Signing off,
5s5 member - Wen Zhen

(Note: The core of this open letter lies in the initial alphabet of each line. It's always most difficult to be straightforward when you say something you really mean.)

miss lum's retirement souvenir

hellooo darlingsss,

we hav decided to record the "yue liang dai biao wo de xin" video clip for miss lum's retirement souvenir at terence's house..

The details are as follows :

Day : Tuesday (13/5/08)
Time : 6pm
Add : 15, Jalan 1/7, Petaling Jaya, 46000 (old town)

Terence' num : 017-2566991

we hope all of u'll b dere..
if possible, can u guys msg me n let me noe whether u r coming anot.. thanks alot!!
my num is 0166588900..

thanks alot.. = )

Between the Lines

WARNING: READ TILL THE END BEFORE YOU RUN AFTER ME WITH A KNIFE

1 I used to think of my class very highly; no doubt
2 I was wrong, and it would be a lie if I say that
3 my thoughts have never changed. I no longer
4 look forward to any class gathering, and often
5 spend any day not thinking about my classmates.
6 After all I have not been happy with you around.
7 As time has passed, my liking for 5S5 has not
8 lasted like I promised, in fact it has actually
9 faded a bit. Looking back at the times we spent
10 in CHS, it has never felt good at all to be
11 together, the laughter and tears we shared meant
12 nothing at all to me. I dreaded being in class
13 more than anything I can put in words. You are
14 not convincing at all when you self-profess as
15 an amazing bunch of fun people. No one else could
16 have been worse than you, even a politician would
17 have brought more colour to my life. I am able to
18 enjoy life more without you; it is difficult to
19 smile from the depths of my heart in your company.
20 Being in the same class as you was a torment.
21 On the first day itself I decided that I would
22 have prefered any other class; only fools would
23 truly cherish those two years. I believe that
24 as much as we hate to admit it, undeniably, even
25 if we put in our effort to hold on to one another,
26 it will yield no outcome, and there is no way
27 our friendship will last forever. I swear
28 that when I express my growing hatred for you,
29 I mean it. If you think I really do love 5S5,
30 consider again; if you have realised otherwise,
31 you are absolutely right. I appreciate the fact
32 that I have the courage to deny the saying
33 that I am a part of 5S5, and I am proud of it.


Note: Read the odd-numbered lines ONLY, i.e. the first, third, fifth etc.

This confession, with both literal and hidden meanings, is written by Wen Zhen.
There are no seditious contents. Don't sue the blogger.

Ok Here (was) the Deal.

Guys (and girls), we decided to make a short message clip for Miss Lum on her retirement.

So, please record a clip, video or sound and send it to Wen Zhen or I =)

[Aya: If it's a camera-recorded clip, you can send it to either of us via msn or mail.
If it's a phone MMS, please send it to Ying Yang - my phone can't receive them. Thanks.]

The clip should be about 10 secs approx.

Cheerios =) (Thats so Australian =/)
____________________________________________

Dear all,

We regrettably inform that this video clip project has failed due to lack of response, and it is understandable that the timing was inconvenient for most of us. I wish to extend my gratitude and apology to those who have contributed their clips. Sorry guys, perhaps we'll come up with a better plan next time? ^^

Wen Zhen

To Challange Jin

To challange Jin's bashing of engineers and physicists.

Here are some attorney jokes.

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things
people actually said in court, word for word , taken down and now published by
court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were
actually taking place.



ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
__________________________________________________ ____________ _____
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
_____________________________________ _
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTOR NEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you kidding' me?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was getting laid!
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None .
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________ _______________ _________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to
rephrase that?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________
And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Managed to make me smile lah =)

Some Random (Physics) Jokes

Well, this is my maiden post. Let's hope Pn Sim does not see this =)

How many first year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a second year subject.

How many second year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the rest of the class copies the report.

How many third year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?"

Will this question be in the final examination?"

How many civil engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to do it and one to steady the chandelier.

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They simply redefine darkness as the industry standard.

How many computer engineers does it take to change a light bulb?"

Why bother? The socket will be obsolete in six months anyway."

How many mechanical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, one to calculate the force required, one to design a tool with which to turn the bulb, one to design a comfortable - but functional - hand grip, and one to use all this equipment.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Issac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference.

Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

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You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it?

If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.

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There is this farmer who is having problems with his chickens. All of the sudden, they are all getting very sick and he doesn't know what is wrong with them. After trying all conventional means, he calls a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist to see if they can figure out what is wrong. So the biologist looks at the chickens, examines them a bit, and says he has no clue what could be wrong with them. Then the chemist takes some tests and makes some measurements, but he can't come to any conclusions either. So the physicist tries. He stands there and looks at the chickens for a long time without touching them or anything. Then all of the sudden he starts scribbling away in a notebook. Finally, after several gruesome calculations, he exclaims, 'I've got it! But it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum.'

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Q: How many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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You might be an engineer if...

... you have no life and can prove it mathematically

... you enjoy pain

... you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division =)

... you chuckle whenever anyone says 'centrifugal force'

... you've actually ever used every single function on your graphing calculator =)

... when you look in the mirror, you see an engineering major

... you always do homework on Friday nights

... you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water =)

... you think in 'math'.. . . you've calculated that the World Series actually diverges

... you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function

... you have a pet named after a scientist

... you laugh at jokes about mathematicians

... the Humane Society has had you arrested because you actually performed the Schroedinger's Cat Experiment =)

... you can translate English into Binary =)

... you avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe

... when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe =)

... the 'fun' center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use

... you'll assume that a 'horse' is a 'sphere' in order to make the math easier =)

... you understood more than five of these indicators

... you know the glass is neither half full nor half empty; it's simply twice as big as it needs to be =)

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Several professors were asked to solve the following problem: "Prove that all odd integers are prime."

Mathematician: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is not a prime - counter-example - claim is false.

Physicist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is a prime ... =)

Engineer: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is a prime, 11 is a prime ...

Computer Scientist: 3's a prime, 5's a prime, 7's a prime ... segmentation fault

Copied bulat-bulatly from http://www.recom.org/forum/showthread.php?t=5503

Present for Miss Lum?

As you all know, shes retiring quite soon.

Any ideas for any gifts for her?

Please post your ideas on the comments =)

s5ians, on sat, we are going to mv again...i know..
but this time is to celebrate one's birthday...you know who....
So hopefully most of you can come....
:)

Just some quote...

人在福中不知福， 那人在苦中呢？
人在苦中－－不知苦， 主要原因是因为没有比较！

迷了路后就会记得路。
人生路程也一样。

人类就有一个弱点， 就是应该相信的事， 不容易相信；
对于不值得相信的事情， 却坚信不疑。

把旧衣服丢进回收站，
好像是为奢侈找一个美丽的理由。

不要惊讶： 断奶的孩子
终有一天用手推开母亲的奶。

聆听， 是用你的耳朵去说服别人。

Just some random quotes....
Wanna share with you guys...
Take Care Ya everyone

Friendship..........Unbreakable

Took my hands, touched my heart
Held me close, you all always there
By my side, night and day
Through it all, baby come what may
Swept away on a wave of emotion
Oh we’re caught in the eye of the storm
And whenever I dream I can hardly believe you’re my friend
Believe you're my friend

This love is unbreakable
It’s unmistakable
And each time I look at your smile
I know why
This love is untouchable
A feeling my heart just can’t deny
Each time I dream about you, oh S5
I know why
This love is unbreakable

Share the laughter, share the tears
We all know we’ll go on from here
Cos together, we are strong
In my heart, that’s where you belong
I’ve been touched by the hands of an angel
I’ve been blessed by the power of love
And whenever you smile, I can hardly believe you're my friend

This love is unbreakable
It’s unmistakable
Each time we sing together
I know why
This love is untouchable
A feeling my heart just can’t deny
Each time I thought about You, oh S5
I know why

This love is unbreakable
Through fire and flame
When all this is over
Our love still remains

This love is unbreakable
It’s unmistakable
Each time we bowl together
I know why
This love is untouchable
A feeling my heart just can’t deny
Each time we laugh together, oh S5
I know why
Cos each time we skate together, oh S5
I know why,
This love is unbreakable



* A random post made by a first timer ^^ Enjoy ^^

One-line Questionnaire

"Do you like being a part of 5S5?"

Philosopher: What is the meaning of "like"?
Microbiologist: That is precisely accurate.
Pharmacist: A minute with S5 a day keeps the doctor away.
Chemist: This chemical reaction can be explained using the collision theory...
Physicist: You mean a chain reaction, getting more explosive every time.
Archaeologist: This bond has not shown any sign of decay over time.
Architect: A structure that withstands time, weather and seismic waves.
Pilot: We are moving in the direction of eternity.
Literature expert: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Teacher: Yes-lah! So easy also you don't know how to answer.
Storekeeper: The liking is still here. My stock turnover isn't high.
Tailor: Different pieces sewn together to form a magnificient quilt.
Butcher: It must be in the bones. The most difficult to chop off.
Baker: Once the ingredients are blended, you can't separate them anymore.
Candlestick maker: They light up my life.
Director: You'll need to induce strong emotions to express that.
Actor: Oh, certainly so! It is my every breath, my whole world, my everything!
Model: Everyone of us are in the perfect position to say so.
Musician: We're perfectly harmonised.
Singer: Just like the way mice love rice.
Artist: Too abstract for words.
Technician: Somehow when we come together, a great spark is ignited.
Plumber: The connections are tightly secured.
Engineer: The foundation is stable enough to support us from falling apart.
Fireman: ICAN'TEXTINGUISHTHEFIERYRELATIONSHIPS!
Social worker: Do you know how many percent of people in the world yearn for a class like that?
Economist: There's an inflation here. The value of friendship keeps going up.
Police officer: But they never offer me coffee!
Politician: Will you vote for me if I said no? Okay, then yes.
Doctor: I hate to admit. I shouldn't have gone to the same class, same school.
Member of parliament: You tak suka, you keluar dari Malaysia.
Prime minister: Point made and point taken.
Ex-Prime Minister: I don't remember.
Business tycoon: Looks like it and sounds like it.
Lawyer: Correct correct correct.
Chief Justice: I don't LIKE it, I just LOVE it.
Phone operator: My answer, is, yes. To express agreement, press 1. To express disagreement, press 2. After you have pressed 2, you can only make calls to 122 and receive incoming calls for 90 days before your service is cancelled.

We can become anything in 30 years time.
But some things never change.

From Wen Zhen, vigorously pressing on her phone keypad an infinite number of 111111111111111111111111111s.

Gathering?

Hey guys....When are we having the next gathering? perhaps sometime in april?
Really miss you guys...

~SPM results and S5 gathering~

Our class T-shirt is so COOL from backview !!
 
Hey guys, here are some photos from my camera. If anyone feels shy because their photos are posted up here, 
feel free to tell me ya, and I'll delete it :) haha. Just kidding =P
hehe. Anyway, Enjoy =)


While waiting anxiously in the hall to receive spm results .... have a nice post 1st=)


Waoh, this looks like a banquet !!


Joe ... why u bully me again.... haha... =P


If u say this photo is "romantic" ....look at the next one....


MOST romantic ~~~~


If there's Perfect "Heng Dai" Match competition, this pair will definitely be the champion!!!

spm results will b out on da 12th of march.. most probably.. 90% i think..

so is it okie if all of us go out after dat? class gathering.. cuz dats da oni day where most of us will come bak n see each other.. i hav already send an offline instant msg to everyone.. let me noe asap okie?

neway, happy 17th burfday ying yang!!

hey darlings,

is it okie if we go for lunch 2geder on monday? 11 to 12.. cuz its ying yang's burfday... sry yea, wanted to keep it as a surprise but then my fone credit low, cant msg n let everyone noe.. at least we remember dat its yr burfday ryte? =P

hope to see u guys on monday!! = )

Miss Wong

MISS WONG!

COME AND TEACH ME CHEMISTRY :(

Advertisements Galore

Being with 5S5 is like...

Food & beverage:
Coca-cola (Enjoy)
Pepsi (Ask for more)
Kit Kat (Have a break)
Pizza Hut (Eat. Laugh. Share.)
KFC (It's finger-lickin good)
McDonalds (I'm lovin it)

Phones and service providers:
Nokia (Connecting people)
Telecom (Good to talk)
Digi (Always the smarter choice)

Automobiles/ vehicles:
Porsche (There is no substitute)
Ford (Feel the difference)
Mercedes-Benz (Unlike any other)
Volvo (For life)

Airlines:
Malaysia Airlines (Going beyond expectations)
Airasia (Now everyone can fly)

Electronics:
Apple (Think different)
Sony (Like no other)

Banks and Credit cards:
Mastercard (There are some things money can't buy)
Visa (All it takes)
American Express (Make life rewarding)
Maybank (Who knows you better)


It takes much more than one or two products to explain the uniqueness of time spent with all of you. Thoughts of you never fail to bring me a smile, a sigh and a longing to come together as a family once more. Best wishes, Wen Zhen.

Gathering for taylorians on monday!!!!!!5s5 ppl

yea for those who are studying intaylor's pls weaar green shirt on monday be coz we will have lunch together,k?
you can wear any shades of green....
11 a.m at the guardhouse, k?
so see ya!!

情人节

HappY vAlentinE's daY to all S5...nothing to do...so drop by to post sum "rubbiSh" in here...i think yi ping muz b very busy nw....haha...

The Last Photo

The last photo I took as an official student of Catholic High School.

OH MY GOD! I sure do miss CHS, more importantly, 5S5 :(

GOOD FRIENDS!!!!!!!

从昨天 到今天 还有明天
感谢老天让你们陪在我身边
爱的心 痛的心 感动的心
因为你们的拥抱 我很放心
当初见面的不安 彼此的探索
也许有些茫然迷惑 朝夕相处才发现
这世界没有人比你更懂我
朋友姐妹已不够来形容
我们的默契骄傲 扶持与包容
我们一起打勾勾
请记得约定的旅程到永远

Such a nice GATHERING!!!!!!!!

Hey there guys!!! Firstly, I want to wish all 5s5ians Happy Chinese New Year and may all your wishes come true!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, Monday's gathering was awesome and i actually am looking forward to the next gathering!!!!!!

happy 18th burfday to all da S5 february babies...

these r some pics we took today... i dono y, but its dam hard to upload da pics... alot of errors... i dono y...

neway, good to see all of u all today... = ) happy chinese new year everyone!! bit tired already... will edit dis post next time... take care yea darlings...

Hey darlings!

Just wondering if you guys are free on Monday? Can we like go for a drink or something to catch up with each other's oh-so-happening-post-spm life? ( for those in Taylors, I know you guys see each other almost everyday, but still...... this is umm spending quality time together. *big smile*)


Monday's Plan :

Go back to CHS to visit kai ma and other teachers.

Umm, off to mid valley to yum cha?


I'm not too sure about the plan, refer to our playgirl dear KT, Yiping for details k ?



Anyway, I really hope you guys can turn up cuz I wanna meet up with you awesome ppl before I leave for Melbourne on the 11th Feb.



See ya, darlings!



love,
your sexy screaming friend





p/s : Come la! I wanna see you ppl cry your eyeliners off. XD

oopz, sorry ppl... class gathering on monday... is it okieee? i think alot of ppl will b going bak to chs on monday... im going bak at 7 plus... to visit da teachers then we go to mv to cheong k la kayz? confirm yea...

WARNING: HEALTH ALERT

Attention to all

A recent outbreak of a new epidemic has occurred in various places across the state, particularly concentrated in the Subang Jaya area. The tentative code name given to the disorder is P5S (POST 5S5 SYNDROME). The cause remains unidentified and is currently under investigation; though rumour has it that the disease originated from Area A110. Psychological damage is first incurred; if not given adequate treatment, patients and those around them suffer from a high risk of being inflicted with disturbances to their social and emotional conditions.

Patients portray a variety of acute symptoms which are easily distinguishable. For safety concerns, members of the public are strongly recommended to answer the following questionnaire:

1. Do you enjoy singing the birthday song as a group?
2. Do you favour the oneness of many people wearing the same colour/type of apparel?
3. Do you smile as you gaze at the moon?
4. Do you relate the appearances, behaviour or personalities of others to your high school teachers?
5. Do you think of the SUN during the RAIN?
6. Do you feel a responsibility to ensure that all occasions are celebrated/mourned for?
7. Do you stare at class photos often and sigh?
8. Do you like having a meal with a bunch of mates at a long table?
9. Do you attribute places (e.g. Hawaii), occupations (e.g. air stewardess), naturally occurring substances (e.g. lemons) or ‘organic compounds’ to the colour of others’ clothing?
10. Do you believe you can fly?

If you have answered 'yes' to more than half of the questions above, please seek immediate medical attention. Prolonged delay might result in a severe secondary complication known as MOF (MISSING OLD FRIENDS). For more information, listen to《思念是一种病》(‘missing someone is a kind of sickness). (DISCLAIMER: This act might stimulate side-effects of MOF among the weak-hearted. Those with low immunity level are advised against it.)

P5S is fatally contagious. It affects people regardless of gender, occupation, amount of physical activity, and even height. Efforts to locate and quarantine patients have yielded no success. Up to date no cure has been found; experts believe that time will not heal patients from this syndrome. Resistance has proven to be futile.

Should you possess valuable information about other patients or encounter any enquiries that you wish to clarify regarding the illness, please contact Wen Zhen Low for further assistance. She has reached the critical stage of P5S, after which changes are irreversible. She will be able to share her experience on living with P5S, and enjoying it.

happy burfday triplets

happy burfday terence, chor yeng n chee yuen... celebrated their burfdays at secret recipe 2day... its bout 5 mins away from taylors... not too far but then cuz da weather was freaking hot, we were all sweating like mad... neway hope everyone had fun... i noe its a short celebration, but then i hope its okayy...


S5-ians... we r da best-est class ever... always so united, happy n fun!! glad dat so many of u all turn up... ying yang, jing hooi, wooi joe, lok mun, wen zhen, suat wei, jie hui, mun teng, jing xin, yee hooi n me... (hope i din miss out anyone) zhen xiang was in class so he cant make it... shien yin was having class til 5 at sunway so she cant make it... janez, ah boon n jit teng wanted to come i think but then they couldn't cuz they r working... sime was on da way, but then i told him to go straight to sunway pyramid cuz its already 4 dat time... neway, thank u sime, u reali made da effort to come here... oh ya, miss lum (kai ma) sent her wishes to da 3 burfday peep...

S5-ians studying@ taylors...

happy 18th burfday terence n happy 17th burfday chor yeng n chee yuen... hope u guys had fun today...

their burfday cake, 3 in 1... hehe... white chocolate macadamia... an incredible combination of fresh roasted macadamia nuts and creamy vanilla filling coated with chocolate... nice ler?

terence, da eldest... followed by chee yuen n chor yeng... = )

neway, jz wanna confirm wif everyone... is da class gathering on da 20th of jan stil on? i think sunway pyramid is a better choice for a gathering... wat do u guys think? pls vote n kindly sms me n let me noe whether u r coming anot... thanks dears.... i love u guys!!

hellooo S5-ians

hey to all da S5-ians at taylors... lets hav a small gathering? lunch every monday? haha... i m having break from 11 to 12 from monday to thursday... fri is 12 to 1... r u guys free on monday 11 to 12? i think ying yang, terence n suat wei r free ryte? how bout da rest? let me noe k? wear class shirt on monday k? (its jz for fun)... haha... missing everyone of u all... alot...

oh ya, is da class gathering stil on? let me noe asap k? thanks... = )

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!

s5 Contact list =)

*Click to Enlarge =)

Now now, let's us not forget each other's birthday =)
First on the list :-

JANEZ !

Teaching

" teacher....wait ar wait ar..."
" teacher....you look like a pineapple today..."
" teacher....i want kuih talam...."
Heartfelt thanks to all teachers, who were so patient when facing 5S5 =)

I love teaching others, maybe influenced by my mom who is a teacher. I feel that, by teaching people, both benefits from it(symbiosis XD). I'll try to make them understand, at the same time, I improved on my understanding too. Isn't that great? To teach is like to learn again =)

Teaching is a profession. The route of teaching is not easy at all, where they need to face many challenges besides educating students. They need to face various complains from insensible parents, attend tiring courses, supervise co-curricular activities and lots more. They must be an EDU-TAINER too, which is Educationist + Entertainer.

Teaching is the choicest of professions because everybody who is anybody was taught how to be somebody by a teacher. The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future life.

A teacher
takes a hand
opens a mind
touches a heart
shapes the future.

Thank you to all 5S5 teachers again. WE LOVE U, forever and always.

I LOVE S5

I LOVE S5 AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT!